Just Say No

Let me give you one big fat reason not to get the H1N1 Virus Vaccination...Zombies. That's right, undead, flesh eating, aimless wandering Zombies. Doesn't this whole thing sound just like a blockbuster movie? The news media and government officials terrify all of us concerning the H1N1 Influenza Virus, practically insisting we get vaccinated immediately. So, being the good obedient mindless drones we are, we all rush over to our local clinics and family physicians to get our shots. Next thing you know, it's six months down the road and the hidden mutating side effects of the vaccine begin to take full effect. At first, there are a few strange reports out of east Africa, which are followed by similar medical mysteries in various locations around the globe. Before long, the situation is pandemic. Every single human who received the vaccination has undergone the same horrific mutations: rotting flesh, a significant loss of cognitive abilities with the exception of basic survival instincts, which leads to their uncontrollable urge to feast on the flesh of individuals who remain unaffected due to the facts that a) they already contracted the H1N1 Virus therefore did not get the vaccine or b) they were born with a certain genetic makeup that enables their immune system to fight off the mutating effects of the vaccine. So, the more of us that stand up to the man and refuse to be intimidated by local news broadcast of doom and gloom, the more of us there will be to fight off the Zombies in the end.