Little Bit of Puke in My Mouth

Here is a good idea. If you weigh somewhere in the neighborhood of 350-400 pounds and someone knocks at your door, before answering put on something more than a size small see-through nightgown that doesn't fully cover your otherwise naked body. I have had many nightmares less frightening. What's worse is this is the second time I have been to that house and the second time I have received this less-than-pleasant surprise presentation. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, gouge my eyes out.