Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Testosterone Overthrow

I have been spending entirely too much time lately dancing ballerina dances, sewing and playing dolls. I consider myself a progressive man when it comes to tolerance for and acceptance of feminine interest, but today has been the day. The day when the testosterone coursing through my body has had enough! Enough sewing! Enough Swan Lake! Enough dolls and damn singing toys! Oh NFL season, hurry up! I am in serious medical need of a strong football IV drip along with a prescription-sized giant bag of fatty ass potato chips (not those crappy baked organic junk), beer, cow meat, and man time!
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