Gasless

I once knew a guy who told everyone his Halloween costume was the scariest thing imaginable, and then he showed up to the party wearing signs front and back advertising unleaded gas at $4/gallon. He stated he was "rising gas costs." As our local fueling stations' cost per gallon nears four bucks, I say kiss my butt gasoline. I own a reel mower, a bicycle and some muscular strength. Drinking water is a heck of a lot cheaper than a fill up at the pumps.