Signal 20

This morning the family rolled up hard in the minivan to pump some gas at the local Quick Trip.  Before stepping out to give my remaining checking account balance to the pump, I looked over and saw a QT window washer squeegeeing in a full Scottish getup, including an extra short kilt, black knee-high stockings and a 'coon skin hat! This freakin' city is busting at the seams with crazies.