A couple of days ago we received a call about a group of teenage boys possibly breaking into a house (an exceedingly common occurrence). The complainant who called said they saw some of the boys inside the backyard throwing guns over the fence to the rest of their companions on the other side who were quickly loading them into a vehicle.
When officers arrived at the location there was an Asian male laying on the ground semi-conscious and bleeding profusely from the head. It turns out as a particularly heavy rifle was being tossed over the fence Mr. Bloody-head looked away for a moment and caught the end of the rifle barrel right in the skull. As he lay comatose and bleeding, his partners in crime promptly jumped into their vehicle and cut their losses (namely Mr. Bloody-head).
Mr. Bloody-head then sings like a canary when questioned and all three of his companions were found, in possession of the stolen guns, and arrested. Isn't it nice to have true friends.
Note: If you live in a high crime area and have an arsenal of guns in your house, buy a dang gun safe, fool!
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